Alise is the name. I'm clearly a fangirl.
-takes homework out-
-rewards self with two hours of internet-
This guy has the biggest balls
i just have one question to ask you son
did she say yes?
anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”
how much do islands cost i want one
Less than a college education
what the fuck
I WILL LITERALLY ALWAYS REBLOG THIS
*takes a handful of candy* wow that’s way too much *puts 1 back*